Ruby Skulldugery

I will not reveal from whence I came, but I am here and no one will miss me..... I have ventured forward on many a seaworthy vessel and some not quite so seaworthy but have so far, God willing, returned intact. Usually I be in the middle of any trouble but it is never my fault... I pull a mean pint of ale and have been known to turn my hand to serving at many a local hostelry, (What do you mean I should have charged my fellow pirates!)

I now lead a quieter life - propping up the bars and singing the odd bawdy sea shanty to earn a crust and a roof over my head. 
 
 

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