Will Sharky

Swimming with the sharks, cunning, fearsome, unpredictable, mad as a sack full of badgers - Formerly of old Bristol port, I have become a pirate since the incident aboard HMS Vospor, when pray tell a few redcoats had a nasty little misshap with swords and stuff. (A lie ... a damned lie) I wasn't even there.... Exiled from that day forth, I was forced to spend my days drinking, singing, and taking part in dangerous skirmishes aboard the tall ships of Charlestown. 
Frequenting local hostelries with persons of questionable repute, dressing and adorning ones self with weapons of all description, singing shanties, shouting and screaming and waving swords at other like minded persons, avoiding press gangs and redcoats and for the record.... I am a shark and none of my friends are fish.   

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